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Dr N. Nefarious: Now that I have you at my mercy, Agent 008, * nothing can stop my diabolical plan! * Prepare to die! Any last words? * <pause> (pause) No? All right then. * <activates (activates death trap>1. trap)
Agent 008: The crocodile pit? Again? Really? Couldn’t Couldn't you at least come up with something anything new?
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Dr. Nefarious: Ah, but this time
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I've made a
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few... improvements. * You should appreciate that, you know. Crom knows I
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don't have the time to fix up new death traps for every idiot who blunders along, * but as my archnemesis you rate a little extra effort.
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Agent 1. 008: I mean, seriously, you couldn’t couldn't at least switch to piranhas or something?
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Dr. Nefarious: Bah! Piranhas went out of fashion years ago.
2. Agent 008: Improvements? What kind of improvements?
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Dr. Nefarious: A little something I cooked up in the genetics lab. Instead of ordinary crocodiles, you are now faced
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with... mutant crocodile-monkeys!
3. Agent 008: I’m I'm flattered.
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Dr. Nefarious: You should be. I went to a lot of effort on this one. Nobody appreciates craftsmanship anymore.
2. Agent 008: At your mercy? Come on, Doctor Nefarious, you know I always escape from these things. Why don’t don't you make it easier on all of us and surrender now?
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Dr. Nefarious: Bwahahahaha! Your audacity amuses me. Soon my doomsday device will activate, * and then your precious agency shall surrender to me! * I
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haven't decided yet whether to blast them from the face of the Earth or keep them as my personal slaves. Pity you
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won't live to find
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1. out!
Agent 008: Okay, kill me now. I can’t can't stand listening to you practice your evil laugh on me one more time.
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Dr. Nefarious: I'll have you know my laugh is much admired in the evil community!
2. Agent 008: Doomsday device? So that’s that's what you were mailing to the United Nations!
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Dr. Nefarious: Yes! And now that the device is in place, the world is doomed!
3. Agent 008: They’ll They'll never surrender to you!
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Dr. Nefarious: Oh,
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won't they?
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They'll have to, when they realize I can wipe entire countries off the map with my patented unobtainium ray!
3. Agent 008: Diabolical plan? What was it this time, Doctor Nefarious? Trying to steal Christmas?
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Dr. Nefarious: Hardly! My plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity. * I always knew I was brilliant, * but this time
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I've outdone myself with genius!
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Agent 1. 008: Whatever it is, you won’t won't get away with it.
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Dr. Nefarious: That's where you're wrong, my do-gooder friend. This time, I shall rule the world!
2. Agent 008: I’ll I'll bet. Don’t Don't you always say that?
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Dr. Nefarious: That
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doesn't make it any less true.
3. Agent 008: Oh really? And what exactly is this brilliant plan of yours?
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Dr. Nefarious: Wouldn't you like to know, Agent 008? But
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I'm not fool enough to simply tell you!
4. Agent 008: Wait! What’s What's that behind you?
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Dr. Nefarious: Nice try, 008, but you cannot fool me with such simple stratagems. * I have proven myself your intellectual superior, * and you are alive even now only because it amuses me to have you at my mercy.
1. Agent 008: No, really! There’s There's something behind you!
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Dr. Nefarious: Do not attempt to distract me, 008, or I warn you I shall make your death even more painful than I had
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originally planned.
2. Agent 008: Yeah? What about that time at the Antarctic base?
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Dr. Nefarious: You
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didn't fool me! I only turned around to lull you into a false sense of security.
3. Agent 008: Intellectual superior! Don’t Don't make me laugh. If you’re you're so much smarter than me, then why have none of your plans for world conquest ever succeeded?
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Dr. Nefarious: Ah, but this one will. This time
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5. You don’t say anything. You’re dead. Should have kept him talking longer.
Default line: Dr N: Hey! Stop ignoring me, or I’ll turn this death trap onit's foolproof!