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* Ask new hire for birth month and day (not year) so account department can generate an MIT ID.
* Request an account via https://web-mit-edu.ezproxyberklee.flo.org/accounts/www/guest.html . Bryan can also do this. CC new hire on request form so they get the reply with additional instructions. Save the reply from the accounts office; it contains the new MIT ID.
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* For new machine, get the machine on the network. Open web browser; if the machine isn't recognized by the network, it will walk you through authorizing it.
* Get certificates - http://web.mit.edu.ezproxyberklee.flo.org/ist/topics/certificates/index.html - both the certificate authority and the user certificate
* Set up email - general overview at http://web.mit.edu.ezproxyberklee.flo.org/ist/topics/email/index.html ; IMAP-specific setup at http://web.mit.edu.ezproxyberklee.flo.org/ist/topics/email/imap.html 
; . Find your postofice server at http://web.mit.edu.ezproxyberklee.flo.org/ist/topics/email/query.html
* Chat setup: http://web.mit.edu.ezproxyberklee.flo.org/ist/topics/conferencing/jabber.html; ask room owners to invite users. For ZINC, show them zinc-talk and any project-specific chat room. Explain ZINC policy of being online when at work.
* Tech time: http://calendar.mit.edu.ezproxyberklee.flo.org/techtime/index.shtml has a link to self-activate your own account from the start page - goes to http://calendar.mit.edu.ezproxyberklee.flo.org/register;
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